Face Masks and the Food & Wine Festival at Epcot

The latest mask policy update from Disney seems to be directly addressing a question we’ve had for some time about how the “no mask required while eating and drinking” policy would affect the World Showcase at Epcot, especially during the Food & Wine Festival. Are people just going to be allowed to meander with a …

The Reservations of WDW: The Cynic’s Worst Nightmare

Disney announced reservation policies for its reopening. Of course the Disney Cynic had something to say about it.

Walt Disney World Releases More Details on Park Reservation System.

Fresh off the Disney Parks Blog, we’ve got new details of how they reservation system will work, including how it will affect those with park-hopper tickets and those with annual passes. As suspected you can prepare to be moderately inconvenienced if you want to experience Walt Disney World this year. Here’s what Disney had to …

Walt Disney World Unveils Reopening Plan – Starting July 11th

Walt Disney World to start a phased reopening on July 11th.

How Does Walt Disney World Re-Open? The Cynic’s Take…

Besides waiting on a vaccine or a cure to re-open, how the hell can Walt Disney World re-open under the current circumstances? The Cynic shares his take.

COVID-19 Cabin Fever: A Chance to Win The Disney Cynic’s Money…

COVID-19 Quarantine driving you crazy? Here’s your chance to win the Disney Cynic’s money.

PSA: Don’t Camp at Discovery Island

I can’t believe I have to say this. Don’t camp on abandoned islands in a lake known for being the home of alligators.

So…America is quarantined…what do you do now?

It’s pandemonium out there, and a lot of you don’t know what to do. My suggestion? Well…Outbreak is trending on Netflix.

Make-A-Wish: Send Henry to Walt Disney World!

Click the link below to donate! https://secure2.wish.org/site/Donation2;jsessionid=00000000.app206a?idb=448969184&df_id=3562&FR_ID=3388&mfc_pref=T&PROXY_ID=5190772&PROXY_TYPE=20&3562.donation=form1&NONCE_TOKEN=0A997E3A6EFC742796DC20A6D8913997&s_subsrc=bfSocFbPfMsg&s_src=boundlessfundraising&fbclid=IwAR1A_WEZxFxdISSUOA0N9AEq4oluDJvUdsJFL6X3QOCpa9Qc_b5NGt0qMTs Henry was diagnosed with a congenital heart disease known as Tetralogy of Fallot before birth. Born three months early, Henry weighed only 3lbs, 8oz at birth. Since his diagnosis he has undergone multiple open-heart surgeries. He also faces developmental obstacles due to his prematurity and frequent surgeries during …

Official Statement Concerning COVID-19

We at notclub33.com understand that you may be concerned about the COVID19 virus and it’s effects on your ability to read Disney World content on your phone while you’re pooping and scrolling through Twitter. We would like to assure you that, although staff member Disney Cynic / Bobby had the flu last week, he has been cleared …