Disney Parks, Opinions and Commentary, Reviews, Walt Disney World

Disney World Attraction Rankings

a collaboration by Pat Neistat and Steve Rhodes.

 

In fairness to Disney’s Hollywood Studios we’ll refrain from rating it until later in 2018 after Toy Story Land gets going. Of course we’ll have to revisit this again in 2019 after Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge comes about as well. Right now let’s just say it’s not a full day park and leave it at that.

As for the other three Parks, let’s get this shit started.

MAGIC KINGDOM: we know Stitch’s great Escape is now closed! You’re welcome *in my Maui voice.* Our reviewing powers swayed the brass at Disney so we’re leaving that shit in the rankings for now.

EPCOT: We got you covered from the Pavilions at World Showcase to the Attractions themselves.

ANIMAL KINGDOM: spoiler alert Flight of Passage tops the list. But, you can enjoying reading the rest of the list while standing in the three-hour line for it.

 

 

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