Hotels

New Star Wars Hotel to open at Walt Disney World.

So we’re getting an official-ish opening date of the Star Wars Hotel which will be called Star Wars: Galactic Star Cruiser. It’s will open its doors in Orlando sometime in 2021. See below for the rest of the scoop via Disney Parks Blog Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser will begin transporting you from Walt Disney World …

Random Observations: Nitpicking the details of a Disney World Vacation.

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your home of the Disney Cynic! Along with the Skyliner wreck that made headlines recently, there has been a lot of interesting news recently regarding the workforce and leadership of Disney Parks. There’s been shuffling of executives from one park or property to the other, promotions that aren’t really …

Bay Lake Tower review

Bay Lake Tower, a DVC property located on the property of the Contemporary, is themed as a modern luxury resort . They have studio, 1 bedroom, and 2 bedroom rooms available with various different views. Since, it’s connected to the Contemporary you’ll have access to Magic Kingdom via the Monorail. More importantly, you’re in walking …

NEW: Beauty and The Beast Bar coming to Disney’s Grand Floridian.

File this one under shit you didn’t knew you needed. Disney has dropped this new Beauty and the Beast bar concept upon us and it looks dope.

Disney’s Beach Club Resort Review

The Beach Club is themed as a New England beach community. They have studio, 1 bedroom, and 2 bedroom rooms available with various different views. It is within walking distance to the International Gateway in Epcot, otherwise known as the backside of the World Showcase. Additionally, it’s a simple boat ride to Hollywood Studios. Beach …

The 5 Best Disney Deluxe Resorts

So you’ve finally decided on that trip to Disney World and you’ll be damned if you aren’t gonna stay in one of their best hotels. So, what in the hell does Not_Club33 think about it? Well, we’ve got an opinion on pretty much everything so here goes. Editor’s note: Keep in mind that you can’t …

Reserving Walt Disney World Accommodations

In this article we’ll discuss the different ways of reserving room accommodations, and the pros and cons of each. This is the first thing people should do when planning a Walt Disney World vacation. Unfortunately, a Disney vacation is all about money and planning. There are three different ways to visit Disney World- staying on property …

Disney’s Contemporary Resort Review

photo credit: Disney Ranked #2 in our Deluxe/DVC Resorts. Click here to see the Top Five What We Like: It’s hard not to love any resort that has it’s own monorail station, no less one where the monorail actually drives thru the fucking lobby!!!  Besides that obvious answer this A-frame has a lot going for it. How’s a …

Disney’s Polynesian Resort Review

Photo Credit: Disney Our #1 Pick for Deluxe Resorts. To See the Top Five Click Here What We Like: This place is the shit! The Poly is a heavy hitter when it comes to theming. The lush vegetation, palm trees, and relaxing ukulele instrumentals flowing from the speakers lining the winding walkways take you away to the …

Animal Kingdom Lodge Review

Photo Credit: Disney Our Pick for #3 in the Deluxe/DVC category. See the Top Five here. What We Like: Where to begin? Well, as you can agree waking up to animals roaming the savannah outside your balcony doesn’t suck. There’s two of the best table service restaurants on Disney property in Jiko and Sanaa, plus their buffet, Boma, is amazing.  Inarguably this place contains the …