Tag Archives: Epcot

Moana Attraction Coming to Epcot

Disney Parks Chairman, Bob Chapek dropped a big announcement in the lead-up to the 2019 D23 Expo, Moana is finally coming to Walt Disney World. The attraction will be called Journey of Water and is part of the reimagining of Epcot. ” The reinvention of Epcot will include Journey of Water, Inspired by “Moana.” This first-ever attraction …

Walt Disney World Construction Photos (July 2019)

All photos from Walt Disney World are from @bioreconstruct on Twitter. He takes kickass aerial photos from around Disney property. Furthermore, Bioreconstruct was gracious enough to allow us to share his photos with our viewers. Check him out on Twitter.

A Cynical Trip: Attraction Highlights

The Disney Cynic recaps his first encounter with Slinky Dog Dash at and a Lieutenant Dan-less Mission:Space ride.

Craft Beer and BBQ | The American Adventure

Sorry to all 17 of you who are big fans of Liberty Inn at World Showcase because that shit is closing on July 8th. But that means brew and barbeque for the rest of us. Check out the full blurb from the Disney Parks Blog below. Prepare your taste buds for something special, because a …

Cynical Reviews: SAT Speedway

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home of the Disney Cynic! It’s been a while since I’ve sat down and written a review of an attraction. Part of the reason why is I haven’t had a trip to Orlando since 2017. I’ve also already reviewed a lot of the heavy hitters out there. …

Candlelight Processional Review

The Candlelight Processional provides an opportunity to enjoy the inspirational story of the birth of Jesus. The story is narrated by a guest celebrity reading lines of scripture alongside a 50-piece orchestra, the Walt Disney World Cast choir, and the Voices of Liberty. Walt Disney World runs 3 performances daily during the Festival of Holidays …

May the Fourth be with You | Extra Magic Hours Announced for Galaxy’s Edge

I’ve told you before that it pays to stay inside the disney bubble, And Now Walt Disney World is backing that shit up with Extra Magic Hours for resort guests and including Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge. They DID NOT have to do this because you know damn well your geek-ass would have paid for the …

Dining Review: Sunshine Seasons

Menu (Allergy Menu) Sunshine Seasons is located on the bottom floor of the Land Pavilion in Epcot. If you’ve been on Soarin‘ then you’ve been within feet of this restaurant. It’s a quick service restaurant that serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It offers a variety of different foods. For example it has salad, wok, grill, …