Tag Archives: Magic Kingdom

Damn it, Lee Corso…

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! This week, my wife and I will be heading to Orlando to for the second time in as many months. This trip in particular is one I’ve been looking forward to since December. As someone born in SEC country, College Football is …

Walt Disney World Construction Photos (July 2019)

All photos from Walt Disney World are from @bioreconstruct on Twitter. He takes kickass aerial photos from around Disney property. Furthermore, Bioreconstruct was gracious enough to allow us to share his photos with our viewers. Check him out on Twitter.

Disney Villains After Hours

Disney Villains After Hours is a hard ticketed event at Magic Kingdom, meaning you have to buy a separate ticket from your day pass. The event runs 3 hours from 10pm-1am. In addition to the 3 hours, Disney also allows guests to enter the park early, starting at 7pm. This gives you 6 total hours …

What’s the Best Ride at Magic Kingdom? | A Spitting Match

What’s the best ride at Magic Kingdom? | Our writers have some thoughts.

May the Fourth be with You | Extra Magic Hours Announced for Galaxy’s Edge

I’ve told you before that it pays to stay inside the disney bubble, And Now Walt Disney World is backing that shit up with Extra Magic Hours for resort guests and including Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge. They DID NOT have to do this because you know damn well your geek-ass would have paid for the …

Dining Review: Be Our Guest Restaurant

Menu (Allergy Menu) The Be Our Guest restaurant can be found in Fantasy Land at the Magic Kingdom. Due to the fact that it’s themed as the Beast’s castle, it’s one of the most popular restaurants in all of Walt Disney World. The theming is badass. This restaurant is a quick service by day and …

Dining Review: Columbia Harbour House

Menu (Allergy Menu) The Columbia Harbor House is located in Liberty Square at the Magic Kingdom. It’s a quick service restaurant that serves fried chicken, shrimp, and fish. In addition to the fried food they have grilled salmon, lobster rolls, and England clam chowder. As a result of them serving a shit ton of fried …

Fireworks Dessert Party. Worth It?

Is the Magic Kingdom’s Fireworks Dessert Party Really Worth $69? #WaltDisneyWorld