Lion King “live action” remake is in theatres on July 19th, here’s our first extended look at Nala who will be voiced by Beyonce.
Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home of the Disney Cynic! It’s been a while since I’ve sat down and written a review of an attraction. Part of the reason why is I haven’t had a trip to Orlando since 2017. I’ve also already reviewed a lot of the heavy hitters out there. …
The Candlelight Processional provides an opportunity to enjoy the inspirational story of the birth of Jesus. The story is narrated by a guest celebrity reading lines of scripture alongside a 50-piece orchestra, the Walt Disney World Cast choir, and the Voices of Liberty. Walt Disney World runs 3 performances daily during the Festival of Holidays …
When planning a trip to Disney World you’re always looking for ways to save money. This shit is expensive. One way to save money is having groceries delivered to your resort. Every 1 and 2 bedroom villa is equipped with a full kitchen, all studio rooms are equipped with a small refrigerator, and all Deluxe …
What’s the best ride at Epcot? | Our writers have some thoughts.
Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of Cynical Disney! Today we’re doing a deep dive on Epcot, and it dawned on me that technically I’ve been alternating between Future World and World Showcase, so back to a Future World attraction. Today, let’s cover my favorite attraction at the whole of Disney World…Mission: …
Today I’m going to pitch a bold new theme park idea, one that will undoubtedly ruffle a few of Sam Eagle’s feathers. I’ve espoused my libertarian political views on the site more and more as time has gone on. Though I certainly can have contempt for the federal government no matter which party is running …
All photos from Walt Disney World are from @bioreconstruct on Twitter. Specifically, he takes kickass aerial photos from around Disney property. Furthermore, Bioreconstruct was gracious enough to allow us to share his photos with our viewers. Check him out on Twitter.
Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of the Disney Cynic! Last weekend my wife and I hosted both sets of parents for Mother’s Day brunch, which of course is the meal of choice for white people celebrating a holiday. Eggs and breakfast meat was consumed, discussions were had, our adorable Goldendoodle was …