You Are A Toy!

Written by Pat Neistat At this year’s D23 Expo, another major announcement was made regarding Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Toy Story Land will be opening in summer of 2018. This is a light at the end of the tunnel for the troubled, seemingly always under construction, theme park. Starting August 13th, 2017 there will only be …

The New Epcot

Written by Steve Rhodes. If you’re a fan of Walt Disney World you already know by now about that the recent D23Expo in Anaheim highlighted some new rides which meat changes to old ones. We covered one of the most controversial ones in our Guardians of the Galaxy post already.  If you’ve read that my …

Grauman’s Chinese Theatre: Now Starring Mickey Mouse

Hollywood Studios becomes the House of Mouse Written by Pat Neistat The contract between Walt Disney Company and Turner Classic (owned by Time Warner) is ending this year, which fueled speculation that the Great Movie Ride would be replaced at Walt Disney’s Hollywood Studios by a Mickey Mouse ride. Once the contract has termed, Disney …

Doing the Impossible: Star Wars, a Disney Story

Written by Pat Neistat. Bob Iger has unofficially decided that his legacy will be cemented at Disney Parks here in the States by utilizing Star Wars to change how we experience theme parks forever. First, Iger negotiated the purchase of Lucasfilms in 2012 for a cool $4.05 billion. Anyone with a brain knows that he …

The biggest change coming to Epcot: A colorful commentary

Written by Steve Rhodes. Many an announcement was made concerning all of the Disney Parks during the 2017 version of Disney’s D23 Expo in California. This will serve as a recap and opinion concerning those pertaining to the most controversial announcement about Epcot, Guardians of the Galaxy. artist renderings of Guardians of the Galaxy coming …

Dining at Disney with Allergies

Written by Pat Neistat. Going on vacation when you have a food allergy sucks. Half of my family has a gluten allergy. Most restaurants have adult allergy menus but hardly ever have a kids allergy menu. Generally, the menu options are limited and the employees never have a damn clue what the hell they’re talking …

Disney World Park Hopper: Should I buy this?

Navigating the clusterfuck, the not-so definitive guide to the Disney Worlds Park Hopper option. Get prepared to read several words folks as this ain’t as clear cut of a decision as not buying that damn Dining Plan. Let’s get a something out of the way before we dive in. Don’t ever buy your tickets at the …

Disney Dining Plan

The New Disney Dining Plan (2018) UPDATE 04/24/18: Disney has released it’s “Free” Dining Plan Dates for 2018, now with more caveats than ever before. Anyways here’s the 411: August 20th to September 29th, November 24th to November 27th, and December 7th to December 23rd can get a free dining plan with they purchase a …

Sh*t Evan Is Gonna Say…And How To Respond

Your dickwad neighbor, co-worker, cousin, or whatever the hell relation they have to you is obviously named Evan. This bastard is bound to offer you advice on visiting the house of mouse. Namely, “you could just {insert non Disney trip idea here} instead.” Helpful little tidbit ain’t it. Here are three common comments and some …