WDW Attractions as Movies

Hello, and welcome to the new home of The Disney Cynic!!! First, I need you to take your shoes off. I just put in new carpet. I know, I know, six months from now I’m not going to really give a shit, but for right now I don’t want to invest in a carpet cleaner. …

Cynical Musings: I’m Getting Old

Welcome back to Cynical Disney! I’ve managed to BLEEP up sleeping… I mentioned this yesterday in my newest update, but if you didn’t read it, I have officially been diagnosed with “severe” sleep apnea. On top of my unconscious suffocation of myself, recently I’ve found myself waking up with back pain, which to me means that I’ve …

Cynical Musings: Oscars, Grouches, Playgrounds and Libertarians

Welcome back to Cynical Disney! Too much crazy shit has been going on for me to not express my thoughts on them. No, I’m not talking about the New Green Deal or Jussie Smollett (though I will point out he learned how to fake it while filming The Mighty Ducks), I’m referring to all of …

Cynical Musings: Shut It Down!!!!

Welcome back to Cynical Disney! The United States Government continues to be shut down… Starting off with the light content of the day, the government shut down continues to affect at least 12 people on my Facebook feed. While I’m sad for people who have jobs that aren’t getting paid, I’m actually loving that it …

Cynical Musings: Price Hikes Inspired By Nature

Disney World Increases Ticket Prices I’m about as shocked that Disney is increasing ticket prices as I am that water makes things wet. Also, don’t ever say anything to the effect of “water is wet”. If that was the case, then raining on the ocean would make the ocean wet, which is obviously not the …

Walt Disney World Construction Photos

All photos from Walt Disney World are from @bioreconstruct on Twitter. Specifically, he takes kickass aerial photos from around Disney property. Furthermore, Bioreconstruct was gracious enough to allow us to share his photos with our viewers. Check him out on Twitter.

2019 WDW Starch Madness | Sweet 16

Our Sweet 16 of Walt Disney World restaurants is set, did you favorite(s) make the cut?

2019 WDW Starch Madness | Round 2

Competition was fierce in round one with 25% of contests going into overtime. Thanks to all who voted on Twitter to break the ties. Next up is Round 2. If you want your voice to be heard again download the updated Restaurantology bracket below and we’ll count your tallies in equally with our super secret …