A Cynical Trip: I promise I’m done talking about myself for a while…

The Disney Cynic has words for the line jumpers at Rock n Roller Coaster.

Mark Your Calendars! Rise of the Resistance Attraction Gets Opening Dates

Disney Parks blog just dropped us the dates for the headlining attraction for Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge on both coast. Rise of the Resistance will prop it’s doors on December 5th, 2019 in Florida and then on January 17th, 2020 in Anaheim. A reversal of the opening schedule for the lands themselves on the two …

A Cynical Trip: Attraction Highlights

The Disney Cynic recaps his first encounter with Slinky Dog Dash at and a Lieutenant Dan-less Mission:Space ride.

A Cynical Trip: Dining Experiences

The Disney Cynic recaps his latest culinary experience at Walt Disney World – Including Le Cellier and for some self-harming reason, Hollywood & Vine

A Cynical Trip: Construction Updates

Construction Updates for Star Wars Land, New Space Restaurant, Disney Skyliner and More!

A Cynical Trip: Disney Springs

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! The week I’m actually coming to your phones from Orlando! Yes, for all of my bitching about this place, here I am putting my money back into the system. This Disney experience could not have been better for me, which is to …

Watch: Live Action Mulan – Teaser Trailer

Mulan will be in theatres Spring 2020. It is my duty to fight. Disney’s #Mulan is in theaters March 27, 2020. pic.twitter.com/pNV3wNsm2R — Walt Disney Studios (@DisneyStudios) July 7, 2019

Shades of Green | How Military Vets Save at Walt Disney World

My two most recent visits to Walt Disney World Resort were planned solely around the fact that I could stay at Shades of Green Resort. This is a military resort owned by the US Army and classified as an AFRC (Armed Forces Recreation Center). The only time in my life that I’ve used even close …