Cynical Pitch: The American Dream Park

Today I’m going to pitch a bold new theme park idea, one that will undoubtedly ruffle a few of Sam Eagle’s feathers. I’ve espoused my libertarian political views on the site more and more as time has gone on. Though I certainly can have contempt for the federal government no matter which party is running …

Walt Disney World Construction Photos (May 2019)

All photos from Walt Disney World are from @bioreconstruct on Twitter. Specifically, he takes kickass aerial photos from around Disney property. Furthermore, Bioreconstruct was gracious enough to allow us to share his photos with our viewers. Check him out on Twitter.

A Trip To Burst The Bubble

Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of the Disney Cynic! Last weekend my wife and I hosted both sets of parents for Mother’s Day brunch, which of course is the meal of choice for white people celebrating a holiday. Eggs and breakfast meat was consumed, discussions were had, our adorable Goldendoodle was …

Hollywood Studios: Stress-Free 1/2 Day Plan

UPDATED 7/2/18: With the addition of Toy Story Land to the park you could stretch this into a full day at Hollywood Studios in its current state, but we can’t wholeheartedly recommend spending that much time here. No worries, Not Club33 has your ass covered because we formulated a half day plan. By following our …

What’s the Best Ride at Magic Kingdom? | A Spitting Match

What’s the best ride at Magic Kingdom? | Our writers have some thoughts.