Tag Archives: Cynical Disney

Damn it, Lee Corso…

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! This week, my wife and I will be heading to Orlando to for the second time in as many months. This trip in particular is one I’ve been looking forward to since December. As someone born in SEC country, College Football is …

Armchair Imagineering: Disney’s Amazon Resort

The Disney Cynic Imagines a Walt Disney World Resort based on the Amazon Rainforest.

A Cynical Trip: I promise I’m done talking about myself for a while…

The Disney Cynic has words for the line jumpers at Rock n Roller Coaster.

Cynical Musings: Heat Waves, Skyliners, Skywalkers and Forking!

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! For those of us Disney World fans outside the Orlando area, we often experience withdrawal symptoms when we haven’t injected ourselves with pure Dole Whip in a while. Yes, that’s right, I’m making a drug joke using a family theme park as …

Cynical Pitch: The American Dream Park

Today I’m going to pitch a bold new theme park idea, one that will undoubtedly ruffle a few of Sam Eagle’s feathers. I’ve espoused my libertarian political views on the site more and more as time has gone on. Though I certainly can have contempt for the federal government no matter which party is running …

A Trip To Burst The Bubble

Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of the Disney Cynic! Last weekend my wife and I hosted both sets of parents for Mother’s Day brunch, which of course is the meal of choice for white people celebrating a holiday. Eggs and breakfast meat was consumed, discussions were had, our adorable Goldendoodle was …

An Iconic Mountain gets the Cynical treatment!

Today, I’ll be giving you a little history on the topic of the day, making observations and pointing out the utter stupidity along the way. I’ll also let you experience the topic through my eyes. I dare you to defy my descriptions. They’re not only shockingly accurate, but you’ll never be able to look at …

What Disney Can Learn from The Masters | The Cost of Reverence

Walt Disney World may have a Masters problem it doesn’t even realize, and we’re not talking about golf.