Walt Disney World

NEW: The Animation Experience at Conservation Station begins July 11

Via Scott Terrell Director or Animal and Science Operations for Disney Parks: Today, I am happy to announce that we’ll also be introducing a brand-new additional experience drawing on our rich heritage of wildlife animation, inspired by Walt Disney’s own passion for ensuring his animators could develop realistic characters and settings by spending time with …

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Candlelight Processional Review

The Candlelight Processional provides an opportunity to enjoy the inspirational story of the birth of Jesus. The story is narrated by a guest celebrity reading lines of scripture alongside a 50-piece orchestra, the Walt Disney World Cast choir, and the Voices of Liberty. Walt Disney World runs 3 performances daily during the Festival of Holidays …

Groceries Delivered to your Walt Disney Resort

When planning a trip to Disney World you’re always looking for ways to save money. This shit is expensive. One way to save money is having groceries delivered to your resort. Every 1 and 2 bedroom villa is equipped with a full kitchen, all studio rooms are equipped with a small refrigerator, and all Deluxe …

A Trip To Burst The Bubble

Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of the Disney Cynic! Last weekend my wife and I hosted both sets of parents for Mother’s Day brunch, which of course is the meal of choice for white people celebrating a holiday. Eggs and breakfast meat was consumed, discussions were had, our adorable Goldendoodle was …

Hollywood Studios: Stress-Free 1/2 Day Plan

UPDATED 7/2/18: With the addition of Toy Story Land to the park you could stretch this into a full day at Hollywood Studios in its current state, but we can’t wholeheartedly recommend spending that much time here. No worries, Not Club33 has your ass covered because we formulated a half day plan. By following our …

What’s the Best Ride at Magic Kingdom? | A Spitting Match

What’s the best ride at Magic Kingdom? | Our writers have some thoughts.

Epcot: Stress-Free 1 Day Plan

One day at Epcot is much easier to accomplish than Magic Kingdom. With that being said, going to Epcot without a plan can be completely overwhelming. Notclub33 has your ass covered because we formulated a 1 day plan. By following our plan (closely or loosely) it will bring down your stress levels and make your day …

Bay Lake Tower review

Bay Lake Tower, a DVC property located on the property of the Contemporary, is themed as a modern luxury resort . They have studio, 1 bedroom, and 2 bedroom rooms available with various different views. Since, it’s connected to the Contemporary you’ll have access to Magic Kingdom via the Monorail. More importantly, you’re in walking …