Out with the Old and in with the New! Disney Attractions from a Bygone Era

Welcome back to Not Club 33 the home of Cynical Disney! Disney World has been operating for 48 years, and over the years many beloved attractions have closed to make way for new attractions or updates. Nostalgia is important for many WDW fans, and every now and then a debate occurs between these WDW fans …

Cynical Musings: Heat Waves, Skyliners, Skywalkers and Forking!

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! For those of us Disney World fans outside the Orlando area, we often experience withdrawal symptoms when we haven’t injected ourselves with pure Dole Whip in a while. Yes, that’s right, I’m making a drug joke using a family theme park as …

Cynical Reviews: SAT Speedway

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home of the Disney Cynic! It’s been a while since I’ve sat down and written a review of an attraction. Part of the reason why is I haven’t had a trip to Orlando since 2017. I’ve also already reviewed a lot of the heavy hitters out there. …

A closer look at Mission:Space

Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of Cynical Disney! Today we’re doing a deep dive on Epcot, and it dawned on me that technically I’ve been alternating between Future World and World Showcase, so back to a Future World attraction. Today, let’s cover my favorite attraction at the whole of Disney World…Mission: …

Cynical Pitch: The American Dream Park

Today I’m going to pitch a bold new theme park idea, one that will undoubtedly ruffle a few of Sam Eagle’s feathers. I’ve espoused my libertarian political views on the site more and more as time has gone on. Though I certainly can have contempt for the federal government no matter which party is running …

A Trip To Burst The Bubble

Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of the Disney Cynic! Last weekend my wife and I hosted both sets of parents for Mother’s Day brunch, which of course is the meal of choice for white people celebrating a holiday. Eggs and breakfast meat was consumed, discussions were had, our adorable Goldendoodle was …

Oh Snap! | A Cynic’s Take on Your Favorite Movie

“This movie should’ve started with a Swiffer ad, which to me is just a wasted opportunity for product placement.”

An Iconic Mountain gets the Cynical treatment!

Today, I’ll be giving you a little history on the topic of the day, making observations and pointing out the utter stupidity along the way. I’ll also let you experience the topic through my eyes. I dare you to defy my descriptions. They’re not only shockingly accurate, but you’ll never be able to look at …