Opinions and Commentary

Childless Millennials at Walt Disney World | A Rant

The Disney Cynic gives his two cents on childless millennials at Walt Disney World.

What’s the Best Resort at Walt Disney World? | A Spitting Match

What’s the best resort and Walt Disney World? Our writers weigh-in

How We Save THOUSANDS on Trips to Walt Disney World!

by Steve Rhodes and Pat Neistat So you want to save a shit load of cash on you trip to Walt Disney World? Well, get in line asshole. Okay, we know you clicked on this article for a lot more information than that. And while even using the tips we’re about to so generously spill …

Dining Review: Sebastian’s Bistro

Menu (Allergy Menu) Sebastian’s Bistro is located at Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort. This restaurant is pretty damn sharp. Sebastian’s decor is nautical, but clean and streamlined. They even feature Sebastian in a kickass photo on the back wall. It has big ass windows that line the exterior of the restaurant to allow for expanding views …

Armchair Imagineering: Disney’s Amazon Resort

The Disney Cynic Imagines a Walt Disney World Resort based on the Amazon Rainforest.

Disney Villains After Hours

Disney Villains After Hours is a hard ticketed event at Magic Kingdom, meaning you have to buy a separate ticket from your day pass. The event runs 3 hours from 10pm-1am. In addition to the 3 hours, Disney also allows guests to enter the park early, starting at 7pm. This gives you 6 total hours …

The Best Attraction from a Bygone Era: The Ok Radio Ride

What’s the best Walt Disney World ride of the past? The Disney Cynic has some thoughts.

A Cynical Trip: I promise I’m done talking about myself for a while…

The Disney Cynic has words for the line jumpers at Rock n Roller Coaster.

A Cynical Trip: Disney Springs

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! The week I’m actually coming to your phones from Orlando! Yes, for all of my bitching about this place, here I am putting my money back into the system. This Disney experience could not have been better for me, which is to …

What’s the Best Ride at Animal Kingdom? | A Spitting Match

What’s the Best Ride at Animal Kingdom? Our Writers Have Some Thoughts.