Dining Review

Dining Review: Sebastian’s Bistro

Menu (Allergy Menu) Sebastian’s Bistro is located at Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort. This restaurant is pretty damn sharp. Sebastian’s decor is nautical, but clean and streamlined. They even feature Sebastian in a kickass photo on the back wall. It has big ass windows that line the exterior of the restaurant to allow for expanding views …

A Cynical Trip: Dining Experiences

The Disney Cynic recaps his latest culinary experience at Walt Disney World – Including Le Cellier and for some self-harming reason, Hollywood & Vine

Dining Review: The Wave

Menu (Allergy Menu) The Wave is located at Disney’s Contemporary Resort. It’s a sit down table service restaurant that serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. There is nothing special about the atmosphere at this particular restaurant. In fact, the theming is really damn lazy, so don’t worry about a dress code. As with all table service …

California Grill Trounces Pecos Bill in #StarchMadness Finale

In what comes as a surprise to absolutely no one, the California Grill has bested Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe to win the inaugural Starch Madness title here at Not Club 33. The fact that Pecos Bill made it this far was a feat in and of itself and while I personally didn’t …

Starch Madness 2019 | WDW Restaurantology

Based on voting done by our super secret panel of experts totally not named Becky, Bobby, Pat or Steve we’ve seeded a bracket of Walt Disney World restaurant favorites. We used user search frequency for specific menus on our site plus view counts for restaurant reviews and coupled that with our four individual opinions (we …

Dining Review: Be Our Guest Restaurant

Menu (Allergy Menu) The Be Our Guest restaurant can be found in Fantasy Land at the Magic Kingdom. Due to the fact that it’s themed as the Beast’s castle, it’s one of the most popular restaurants in all of Walt Disney World. The theming is badass. This restaurant is a quick service by day and …

Dining Review: Hoop-De-Doo Musical Revue

(Gluten Free Menu) The Hoop-De-Doo Musical Revue is located at The Campsites at Disney’s Fort Wilderness. It’s a dinner show table service restaurant that serves fried chicken and smoked BBQ pork ribs, as well as a tossed green salad, baked beans, and freshly baked cornbread. They can substitute the fried chicken and cornbread with gluten …

Dining Review: Columbia Harbour House

Menu (Allergy Menu) The Columbia Harbor House is located in Liberty Square at the Magic Kingdom. It’s a quick service restaurant that serves fried chicken, shrimp, and fish. In addition to the fried food they have grilled salmon, lobster rolls, and England clam chowder. As a result of them serving a shit ton of fried …