Reviews

Candlelight Processional Review

The Candlelight Processional provides an opportunity to enjoy the inspirational story of the birth of Jesus. The story is narrated by a guest celebrity reading lines of scripture alongside a 50-piece orchestra, the Walt Disney World Cast choir, and the Voices of Liberty. Walt Disney World runs 3 performances daily during the Festival of Holidays …

Bay Lake Tower review

Bay Lake Tower, a DVC property located on the property of the Contemporary, is themed as a modern luxury resort . They have studio, 1 bedroom, and 2 bedroom rooms available with various different views. Since, it’s connected to the Contemporary you’ll have access to Magic Kingdom via the Monorail. More importantly, you’re in walking …

Magic Kingdom: Stress-Free 1 Day Plan

Oh shit, you only have one day to spend at Magic Kingdom? Going to Magic Kingdom without a plan can be completely overwhelming, not to mention stupid. Notclub33 has your ass covered because we formulated a 1 day plan.  By following our plan (closely or loosely) it will bring down your stress levels and make your …

Disney’s Beach Club Resort Review

The Beach Club is themed as a New England beach community. They have studio, 1 bedroom, and 2 bedroom rooms available with various different views. It is within walking distance to the International Gateway in Epcot, otherwise known as the backside of the World Showcase. Additionally, it’s a simple boat ride to Hollywood Studios. Beach …

The 5 Best Disney Deluxe Resorts

So you’ve finally decided on that trip to Disney World and you’ll be damned if you aren’t gonna stay in one of their best hotels. So, what in the hell does Not_Club33 think about it? Well, we’ve got an opinion on pretty much everything so here goes. Editor’s note: Keep in mind that you can’t …

Disney’s Contemporary Resort Review

photo credit: Disney Ranked #2 in our Deluxe/DVC Resorts. Click here to see the Top Five What We Like: It’s hard not to love any resort that has it’s own monorail station, no less one where the monorail actually drives thru the fucking lobby!!!  Besides that obvious answer this A-frame has a lot going for it. How’s a …

Disney’s Polynesian Resort Review

Photo Credit: Disney Our #1 Pick for Deluxe Resorts. To See the Top Five Click Here What We Like: This place is the shit! The Poly is a heavy hitter when it comes to theming. The lush vegetation, palm trees, and relaxing ukulele instrumentals flowing from the speakers lining the winding walkways take you away to the …

Animal Kingdom Lodge Review

Photo Credit: Disney Our Pick for #3 in the Deluxe/DVC category. See the Top Five here. What We Like: Where to begin? Well, as you can agree waking up to animals roaming the savannah outside your balcony doesn’t suck. There’s two of the best table service restaurants on Disney property in Jiko and Sanaa, plus their buffet, Boma, is amazing.  Inarguably this place contains the …

Toy Story Land – The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Toy Story Land is the newest addition to Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World. It’s theme is ‘Andy’s backyard.’ As a result, it’s made to feel like you’re the size of a toy. Since it’s Andy’s backyard they have a giant wooden fence surrounding the son-of-a-bitch, and bamboo in place of grass. In a similar …