Reviews

Dining Review: Sebastian’s Bistro

Menu (Allergy Menu) Sebastian’s Bistro is located at Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort. This restaurant is pretty damn sharp. Sebastian’s decor is nautical, but clean and streamlined. They even feature Sebastian in a kickass photo on the back wall. It has big ass windows that line the exterior of the restaurant to allow for expanding views …

Armchair Imagineering: Disney’s Amazon Resort

The Disney Cynic Imagines a Walt Disney World Resort based on the Amazon Rainforest.

Disney Villains After Hours

Disney Villains After Hours is a hard ticketed event at Magic Kingdom, meaning you have to buy a separate ticket from your day pass. The event runs 3 hours from 10pm-1am. In addition to the 3 hours, Disney also allows guests to enter the park early, starting at 7pm. This gives you 6 total hours …

Candlelight Processional Review

The Candlelight Processional provides an opportunity to enjoy the inspirational story of the birth of Jesus. The story is narrated by a guest celebrity reading lines of scripture alongside a 50-piece orchestra, the Walt Disney World Cast choir, and the Voices of Liberty. Walt Disney World runs 3 performances daily during the Festival of Holidays …

Bay Lake Tower review

Bay Lake Tower, a DVC property located on the property of the Contemporary, is themed as a modern luxury resort . They have studio, 1 bedroom, and 2 bedroom rooms available with various different views. Since, it’s connected to the Contemporary you’ll have access to Magic Kingdom via the Monorail. More importantly, you’re in walking …

Magic Kingdom: Stress-Free 1 Day Plan

Oh shit, you only have one day to spend at Magic Kingdom? Going to Magic Kingdom without a plan can be completely overwhelming, not to mention stupid. Notclub33 has your ass covered because we formulated a 1 day plan.  By following our plan (closely or loosely) it will bring down your stress levels and make your …

Disney’s Beach Club Resort Review

The Beach Club is themed as a New England beach community. They have studio, 1 bedroom, and 2 bedroom rooms available with various different views. It is within walking distance to the International Gateway in Epcot, otherwise known as the backside of the World Showcase. Additionally, it’s a simple boat ride to Hollywood Studios. Beach …

The 5 Best Disney Deluxe Resorts

So you’ve finally decided on that trip to Disney World and you’ll be damned if you aren’t gonna stay in one of their best hotels. So, what in the hell does Not_Club33 think about it? Well, we’ve got an opinion on pretty much everything so here goes. Editor’s note: Keep in mind that you can’t …

Disney’s Contemporary Resort Review

photo credit: Disney Ranked #2 in our Deluxe/DVC Resorts. Click here to see the Top Five What We Like: It’s hard not to love any resort that has it’s own monorail station, no less one where the monorail actually drives thru the fucking lobby!!!  Besides that obvious answer this A-frame has a lot going for it. How’s a …