The Disney Cynic

Damn it, Lee Corso…

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! This week, my wife and I will be heading to Orlando to for the second time in as many months. This trip in particular is one I’ve been looking forward to since December. As someone born in SEC country, College Football is …

Childless Millennials at Walt Disney World | A Rant

The Disney Cynic gives his two cents on childless millennials at Walt Disney World.

Armchair Imagineering: Disney’s Amazon Resort

The Disney Cynic Imagines a Walt Disney World Resort based on the Amazon Rainforest.

The Best Attraction from a Bygone Era: The Ok Radio Ride

What’s the best Walt Disney World ride of the past? The Disney Cynic has some thoughts.

A Cynical Trip: I promise I’m done talking about myself for a while…

The Disney Cynic has words for the line jumpers at Rock n Roller Coaster.

A Cynical Trip: Attraction Highlights

The Disney Cynic recaps his first encounter with Slinky Dog Dash at and a Lieutenant Dan-less Mission:Space ride.

A Cynical Trip: Dining Experiences

The Disney Cynic recaps his latest culinary experience at Walt Disney World – Including Le Cellier and for some self-harming reason, Hollywood & Vine

A Cynical Trip: Construction Updates

Construction Updates for Star Wars Land, New Space Restaurant, Disney Skyliner and More!

Out with the Old and in with the New! Disney Attractions from a Bygone Era

Welcome back to Not Club 33 the home of Cynical Disney! Disney World has been operating for 48 years, and over the years many beloved attractions have closed to make way for new attractions or updates. Nostalgia is important for many WDW fans, and every now and then a debate occurs between these WDW fans …