The Disney Cynic

Random Observations: Nitpicking the details of a Disney World Vacation.

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your home of the Disney Cynic! Along with the Skyliner wreck that made headlines recently, there has been a lot of interesting news recently regarding the workforce and leadership of Disney Parks. There’s been shuffling of executives from one park or property to the other, promotions that aren’t really …

Cynical Musings: Hurricane Dorian, WDW D23 Announcements and my Camping World Kickoff Experience

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home of the Disney Cynic! Today’s post comes after some time to reflect on our most recent trip to Orlando over the weekend before Labor Day. The wife and I had an amazing time, easily a top 5 trip. Then again, there’s always stuff I can be …

Damn it, Lee Corso…

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! This week, my wife and I will be heading to Orlando to for the second time in as many months. This trip in particular is one I’ve been looking forward to since December. As someone born in SEC country, College Football is …

Childless Millennials at Walt Disney World | A Rant

The Disney Cynic gives his two cents on childless millennials at Walt Disney World.

Armchair Imagineering: Disney’s Amazon Resort

The Disney Cynic Imagines a Walt Disney World Resort based on the Amazon Rainforest.

The Best Attraction from a Bygone Era: The Ok Radio Ride

What’s the best Walt Disney World ride of the past? The Disney Cynic has some thoughts.

A Cynical Trip: I promise I’m done talking about myself for a while…

The Disney Cynic has words for the line jumpers at Rock n Roller Coaster.

A Cynical Trip: Attraction Highlights

The Disney Cynic recaps his first encounter with Slinky Dog Dash at and a Lieutenant Dan-less Mission:Space ride.