The Disney Cynic

The Reservations of WDW: The Cynic’s Worst Nightmare

Disney announced reservation policies for its reopening. Of course the Disney Cynic had something to say about it.

How Does Walt Disney World Re-Open? The Cynic’s Take…

Besides waiting on a vaccine or a cure to re-open, how the hell can Walt Disney World re-open under the current circumstances? The Cynic shares his take.

COVID-19 Cabin Fever: A Chance to Win The Disney Cynic’s Money…

COVID-19 Quarantine driving you crazy? Here’s your chance to win the Disney Cynic’s money.

PSA: Don’t Camp at Discovery Island

I can’t believe I have to say this. Don’t camp on abandoned islands in a lake known for being the home of alligators.

So…America is quarantined…what do you do now?

It’s pandemonium out there, and a lot of you don’t know what to do. My suggestion? Well…Outbreak is trending on Netflix.

‘Twas The Night Before Disney…

The road To Disney World can be full of magic (amongst other things). Checkout the Disney Cynic’s take on this rite of passage. “Twas The Night Before Disney

Random Observations: Nitpicking the details of a Disney World Vacation.

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your home of the Disney Cynic! Along with the Skyliner wreck that made headlines recently, there has been a lot of interesting news recently regarding the workforce and leadership of Disney Parks. There’s been shuffling of executives from one park or property to the other, promotions that aren’t really …

Cynical Musings: Hurricane Dorian, WDW D23 Announcements and my Camping World Kickoff Experience

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home of the Disney Cynic! Today’s post comes after some time to reflect on our most recent trip to Orlando over the weekend before Labor Day. The wife and I had an amazing time, easily a top 5 trip. Then again, there’s always stuff I can be …

Damn it, Lee Corso…

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! This week, my wife and I will be heading to Orlando to for the second time in as many months. This trip in particular is one I’ve been looking forward to since December. As someone born in SEC country, College Football is …