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This One Gadget Saved the Day at Disney World (video)

Our packing list is full of item which are unique to a Disney trip. One of those items in particular you really can’t live without in 2019.

A Cynical Trip: I promise I’m done talking about myself for a while…

The Disney Cynic has words for the line jumpers at Rock n Roller Coaster.

A Cynical Trip: Attraction Highlights

The Disney Cynic recaps his first encounter with Slinky Dog Dash at and a Lieutenant Dan-less Mission:Space ride.

A Cynical Trip: Dining Experiences

The Disney Cynic recaps his latest culinary experience at Walt Disney World – Including Le Cellier and for some self-harming reason, Hollywood & Vine

A Cynical Trip: Disney Springs

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! The week I’m actually coming to your phones from Orlando! Yes, for all of my bitching about this place, here I am putting my money back into the system. This Disney experience could not have been better for me, which is to …

Cynical Musings: Heat Waves, Skyliners, Skywalkers and Forking!

Welcome back to Not Club 33, your new home for the Disney Cynic! For those of us Disney World fans outside the Orlando area, we often experience withdrawal symptoms when we haven’t injected ourselves with pure Dole Whip in a while. Yes, that’s right, I’m making a drug joke using a family theme park as …

What’s the Best Ride at Animal Kingdom? | A Spitting Match

What’s the Best Ride at Animal Kingdom? Our Writers Have Some Thoughts.

Oh Snap! | A Cynic’s Take on Your Favorite Movie

“This movie should’ve started with a Swiffer ad, which to me is just a wasted opportunity for product placement.”

Two Moms Ditch the Fam and take a Disney Cruise | Day 3

You’re reading Day 3. To catch-up these links for Day 1 and Day 2. Day 4 will be released on 4/26 Day Three Nassau, Bahamas was our next port adventure day, and honestly, I wasn’t even going to care if we didn’t get off the ship. I’d been to Nassau many years back, and really …