Walt Disney World Tips

A Trip To Burst The Bubble

Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of the Disney Cynic! Last weekend my wife and I hosted both sets of parents for Mother’s Day brunch, which of course is the meal of choice for white people celebrating a holiday. Eggs and breakfast meat was consumed, discussions were had, our adorable Goldendoodle was …

How to FastPass+ Like a Pro at Walt Disney World (2019)

FastPass+ at Walt Disney World is one of the best benefits included with your park ticket. For the uninitiated, a FastPass+ (abbrevaited as FP or FP+ in the world of Dis) is the ability to pre-book rides at Disney World allowing you entry with little to no wait time. You are given a one-hour window …

7 Most Popular Walt Disney World Snacks

ADole Whip Where to find it Aloha Isle – Magic Kingdom Tamu Tamu – Animal Kingdom (Myers Dark Rum or Coconut Rum can be added) Pineapple Lanai – Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort (Coruba Coconut Rum can be added) Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto – Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort (Alcohol only, Coruba Coconut Rum) Typhoon Tilly’s – Typhoon Lagoon …

Christmastime at Walt Disney World Resorts

Christmastime is a very popular time of the year for people traveling to Walt Disney World. In other words, it’s busier than shit. So you better book your vacation now! Disney truly makes a spectacle of Christmas. Christmas decorations can be found at all 4 parks, and at every resort on property. Each resort has …

Candlelight Processional Review

The Candlelight Processional provides an opportunity to enjoy the inspirational story of the birth of Jesus. The story is narrated by a guest celebrity reading lines of scripture alongside a 50-piece orchestra, the Walt Disney World Cast choir, and the Voices of Liberty. Walt Disney World runs 3 performances daily during the Festival of Holidays …

Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party Review

Updated 2019 Party Dates https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/events/mickeys-very-merry-christmas-party/purchase/ Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party is a special event in the Magic Kingdom. The party offers entertainment such as Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmastime Parade and Holiday Wishes, which is a special fireworks display. In addition to the parade and fireworks it also offers free holiday treats, specialty foods, and …

Fireworks Dessert Party. Worth It?

Is the Magic Kingdom’s Fireworks Dessert Party Really Worth $69? #WaltDisneyWorld

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How We Save THOUSANDS on Trips to Walt Disney World!

by Steve Rhodes and Pat Neistat So you want to save a shit load of cash on you trip to Walt Disney World? Well, get in line asshole. Okay, we know you clicked on this article for a lot more information than that. And while even using the tips we’re about to so generously spill …

That Time I Made a Jungle Cruise Skipper Costume for Disney World and How You Can Too

When I go on a Disney trip, I almost always make myself a new shirt or two. *Editor’s Note: right off the bat she comes in making the rest of us feel inadequate* The trip I took last fall for EPCOT’s International Food & Wine Festival and Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party was no …