Walt Disney World Tips

How to FastPass+ Like a Pro at Walt Disney World (2019)

FastPass+ at Walt Disney World is one of the best benefits included with your park ticket. For the uninitiated, a FastPass+ (abbrevaited as FP or FP+ in the world of Dis) is the ability to pre-book rides at Disney World allowing you entry with little to no wait time. You are given a one-hour window …

How We Save THOUSANDS on Trips to Walt Disney World!

by Steve Rhodes and Pat Neistat So you want to save a shit load of cash on you trip to Walt Disney World? Well, get in line asshole. Okay, we know you clicked on this article for a lot more information than that. And while even using the tips we’re about to so generously spill …

This One Gadget Saved the Day at Disney World (video)

Our packing list is full of item which are unique to a Disney trip. One of those items in particular you really can’t live without in 2019.

Shades of Green | How Military Vets Save at Walt Disney World

My two most recent visits to Walt Disney World Resort were planned solely around the fact that I could stay at Shades of Green Resort. This is a military resort owned by the US Army and classified as an AFRC (Armed Forces Recreation Center). The only time in my life that I’ve used even close …

NotClub33 Planning Guide to Walt Disney World

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Candlelight Processional Review

The Candlelight Processional provides an opportunity to enjoy the inspirational story of the birth of Jesus. The story is narrated by a guest celebrity reading lines of scripture alongside a 50-piece orchestra, the Walt Disney World Cast choir, and the Voices of Liberty. Walt Disney World runs 3 performances daily during the Festival of Holidays …

Groceries Delivered to your Walt Disney Resort

When planning a trip to Disney World you’re always looking for ways to save money. This shit is expensive. One way to save money is having groceries delivered to your resort. Every 1 and 2 bedroom villa is equipped with a full kitchen, all studio rooms are equipped with a small refrigerator, and all Deluxe …

A Trip To Burst The Bubble

Welcome back to Not Club 33, the new home of the Disney Cynic! Last weekend my wife and I hosted both sets of parents for Mother’s Day brunch, which of course is the meal of choice for white people celebrating a holiday. Eggs and breakfast meat was consumed, discussions were had, our adorable Goldendoodle was …

Hollywood Studios: Stress-Free 1/2 Day Plan

UPDATED 7/2/18: With the addition of Toy Story Land to the park you could stretch this into a full day at Hollywood Studios in its current state, but we can’t wholeheartedly recommend spending that much time here. No worries, Not Club33 has your ass covered because we formulated a half day plan. By following our …