If you’re reading this it’s because you probably love Walt Disney World, we do too. Our panel of experts consists of myself, Pat Neistat, Bobby Burchins and Becky Wells. While most things to do and eat on the Disney campus are good, great, or fantastic some things just suck. These are our least favorite places to eat at the Magic Kingdom. Bon-appe-don’t!!
*note all selections are listed alphabetically*
Be Our Guest
“Unpopular opinion, but it’s tricky. I think it has a great value in lunch, if you’ve preordered. The end. I don’t think I’d do breakfast there if you paid me, because it’s a time suck for subpar hotel food. Dinner is a never-gonna-happen dollar dump. I don’t hate any of the eateries in Magic Kingdom, but there are plenty of choices I’ll never pay for.” – Becky Wells
Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Café
“The concept of a burger bar is great if the burgers don’t taste like shit. Luckily the toppings bar is endless, so you can mask the taste of a terrible hamburger. I could care less if they offer a gluten free bun. On the bright side, if Sonny Eclipse is operational the day you happen to be here, that’s cool.” – Pat Neistat
Liberty Tree Tavern
“There’s nothing I want to eat less than Thanksgiving food on the 364 other days of the year. It’s also based on hearty New England food, and since it’s 107° in Orlando and I also hate the Patriots, I can’t help but consider this my least favorite.” – Bobby Burchins
“If this bitch is even open (it’s probably not) while your at Magic Kingdom, just walk the fuck on by. Uninspired menu includes a burger and some chicken strips. These fools have a single mandarin orange listed as a side dish AND they want $2 for it – GTFOH!” – Steve Rhodes
Do you agree with our panel’s picks? Did we trash your favorite Magic Kingdom eatery? Is there a spot we should have included? Let us know on social media or in the comment section below.