Month: July 2019

Dining Review: Sebastian’s Bistro

Menu (Allergy Menu) Sebastian’s Bistro is located at Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort. This restaurant is pretty damn sharp. Sebastian’s decor is nautical, but clean and streamlined. They even feature Sebastian in a kickass photo on the back wall. It has big ass windows that line the exterior of the restaurant to allow for expanding views …

Armchair Imagineering: Disney’s Amazon Resort

The Disney Cynic Imagines a Walt Disney World Resort based on the Amazon Rainforest.

Walt Disney World Construction Photos (July 2019)

All photos from Walt Disney World are from @bioreconstruct on Twitter. He takes kickass aerial photos from around Disney property. Furthermore, Bioreconstruct was gracious enough to allow us to share his photos with our viewers. Check him out on Twitter.

Disney Villains After Hours

Disney Villains After Hours is a hard ticketed event at Magic Kingdom, meaning you have to buy a separate ticket from your day pass. The event runs 3 hours from 10pm-1am. In addition to the 3 hours, Disney also allows guests to enter the park early, starting at 7pm. This gives you 6 total hours …

The Best Attraction from a Bygone Era: The Ok Radio Ride

What’s the best Walt Disney World ride of the past? The Disney Cynic has some thoughts.

“Free” Dining at WDW 2019

I’m often asked by friends and readers in the midst of planning their Walt Disney World vacation the age old question of whether or not to buy the Disney Dining Plan. Without hesitation my answer has always been, “Fuck no.” But I got “Free Dining!” Awww, that’s so cute how you think Bob Iger is …

This One Gadget Saved the Day at Disney World (video)

Our packing list is full of item which are unique to a Disney trip. One of those items in particular you really can’t live without in 2019.

A Cynical Trip: I promise I’m done talking about myself for a while…

The Disney Cynic has words for the line jumpers at Rock n Roller Coaster.

Mark Your Calendars! Rise of the Resistance Attraction Gets Opening Dates

Disney Parks blog just dropped us the dates for the headlining attraction for Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge on both coast. Rise of the Resistance will prop it’s doors on December 5th, 2019 in Florida and then on January 17th, 2020 in Anaheim. A reversal of the opening schedule for the lands themselves on the two …

A Cynical Trip: Attraction Highlights

The Disney Cynic recaps his first encounter with Slinky Dog Dash at and a Lieutenant Dan-less Mission:Space ride.